It was a Merry Christmas!

It was a special treat to have everyone home for Christmas, to spend time together and to celebrate with our traditional Ames Brunch and Woodruff Christmas Eve festivities. We started with brunch and gifts at Laurie and Bob's new house in Riverchase. They have a fantastic new house with great decks overlooking a wooded lot.







We briefly regrouped after brunch and moved on to our next destination, which, of course, included more eating and more gifts.










Santa came during the wee hours bearing lots and lots of gifts for all. Hayes loved all his surprises.

But, alas, all good things must come to an end. Audra, Joey, and Hayes left last night. Beth, Billy, and Gus left his morning. Jackson's here for a few more days, then he reports back for practice then the start of the spring semester.

It has been a wonderful few days with all our family here. These days are precious but few and far between. We are so fortunate that everyone enjoys each other's company.

But, now, even Barkley's playmate, Gus, has gone back to Texas, and she's left with boring ol' Wayne and Libba. Ho-hum. It was fun while it lasted...

Catching up

It has certainly been nice to have a few days to catch up. Catching up would include Christmas shopping, wrapping gifts, and cooking. It includes decorating, although not to any great extent this year. It also includes mundane chores that have been left undone for lack of time like having the carpets and tile floors cleaned. I'm still waiting on the weather to stay dry enough to get anything done in the yard.

Now that I'm through with comps, I can read for fun again. I finished reading The Help, but I'm still working my way through South of Broad. I'm easily distracted by easier reads like anything by Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb and just about anything in the romance genre.

I'm enjoying Jackson being home for a few weeks, and I'm looking forward to Audra, Joey, and Hayes and Beth and Billy being here for a few days. That's what Christmas is all about. There's time enough to worry about all the other things that need to be done. Later.

Merry Christmas!

Christmas is Red & White

I know that Christmas colors are traditionally red and green, but this Christmas' colors are red and white. More specifically, this Christmas' colors are crimson and white.

Everywhere I go, the subject of football comes up. Yes, we hug and exchange the polite Southern-tries and briefly mention Christmas shopping. Then we move on to more important topics such as Bama's 22nd SEC Championship, its first Heisman trophy winner in Mark Ingram, the record-setting number of awards hauled in by this special football team and its coaching staff, and the fact that airlines have added extra flights and several charters to get the thousands of fans out to Pasadena---just to name a few.

I also have to confess that I am superstitious. I've already mentioned that I'll be watching the BCS Championship game sitting in the exact same spot as I did the SEC Championship game. But on top of that, I'm afraid to purchase a t-shirt! I don't want a t-shirt with SEC Champions on it if we're going to be National Champions, and I don't want a t-shirt that shows the BCS Championship game before it's played. And I sure don't want to own a Bama vs Texas shirt if we lose!

So. It's a dilemma. We've had a fantastic year from beginning to..... Well, it has been a fantastic year so far. To finish that thought, we've got to finish the year only one way. As National Champions. Winning #13. Lucky #13.

Then I can buy the t-shirt.

RTR

It's almost ridiculous how much life around here has come to revolve around football. I don't bet on football: a) I still don't fully understand gambling; b) college football is so incredibly "iffy" on any given Saturday; and c) I HATE TO LOSE!

Anyway, I digress. Back to the point. I love football. I will find almost any excuse to discuss it. I want to talk about plays, coaching, officiating, and idiot announcers (i.e., pretty much anyone who works for CBS Sports).

I love the SEC but not so completely that I will pull for any team just because they belong to the SEC (i.e., never for anyone wearing that ugly sherbet orange singing Rocky Top).

I know I'm being silly and superstitious when I refuse to go to an SEC Championship party, because I went last year and we lost! Now that we won, I'll be sitting exactly where I was when we won, and I'll be sure the same people are around me. We'll be eating the same food and sitting in the same spots.

I know in my mind that it's wrong that football is so important, but in my heart I'm thrilled that classes were postposed because Alabama is playing for the National Championship.

I was glued to the television during the Heisman Award Ceremony and cried like I was Mark Ingram's own mother. But if I had his ear, like I'm sure Coach Saban will have, I'd tell him that I sure am proud of him. Now get back to the business at hand. Put the statue away for now. We can take it out and talk about it later, reliving every single moment.

Now it's back to the weight room, practice, watching films, and on to Pasadena. It's time to focus on the prize. The BIG PRIZE. We're all waiting on the edge of our seats to see if this team, this special team, can pull together one more time and focus its laser attack on Texas. It's time to beat Texas. It's time for #13.

Roll Tide Roll

Rammer Jammer

OH the weather outside is frightful. And the TIDE is so delightful. But there's something the Gators should know........
13-0, 13-0, 13-0!!!! RTR

*This began circulating via text messages, etc., during the last minutes of the SEC Championship Game. Had to share.*

Naming by themes

I was on Facebook. I know, I know. That in itself could be the subject of a blog some day. But not today.

Anyway, some things on there are informative, some things are amusing, some things are annoying, and you probably learn things about people you just wish you hadn't.

An acquaintance of ours, apparently took pictures of her friend's newborn baby "Harmony River" who has an older sister (I presume) named "Ocean."

That's all folks. Just had to share.

Southerners and the meaning of the finger

When in the South, the finger can take on many meanings. Believe it or not, most of the meanings are gracious and indications of courtesy and greeting. Think about it.

A raised index finger can indicate something like Hey, how are ya' doing?, Wait a minute, please, or I'm ready to order.

If you move the same raised index finger from side to side, while sitting in your car, it could mean Y'all go first, I'll wait.

If you crook the index finger, it means Come here.

If you point the index finger, it means Listen up and take notice; I mean business.

If you point its neighbor =), it means Bless your heart, y'all must not be from around here.

Would you like some whine with that cheese?

Like Wayne said in his recent blog, I didn't misspell anything. I said whine not wine. We live in a world of whiners, people who feel they deserve something for nothing, or their troubles are someone else's fault.

Recent whiners include:

Larry Langford, now former mayor of Birmingham, and his lovely wife, Melva, who was convicted -- unanimously -- on all 60 counts of fraud, taking bribes/gifts, etc. He is black but has called the "race card," saying that nowhere in the state of Alabama could a black man get a fair trial. I would love to know what the black jurors have to say about that? So, who wanted the trial moved to Tuscaloosa and why? Birmingham went easy on Scrushy. Why would you want to leave "home cooking?"

Lane Kiffin, head coach of the Tennessee Volunteers, who has been rapped on the knuckles, for the second time, by SEC Commissioner, Mike Slive, for whining about officiating (among other things). Third time's a charm, Kiff. Just admit that your play calling sucked (we know ours did that day!) and your kicker kicks with a low trajectory. Thank goodness for Mount Cody!

Yellow Dog Democrats. Obama-mania, health reform, Cash for Clunkers, ACORN, Chicago for the Olympics, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, bailout, bailout, bailout. Need I say more?

We will break out the wine (and cheese) after the first election proves that hard-working Americans will stand up and be heard---sending the spend-thrift idiots HOME!

I'm not whining. I'm just saying.....

History Lesson + Fun

Darla and I went up to Richmond to babysit. HA! It was a vacation at the Eason B & B. The weather was nasty and cold the first few days but turned warm and sunny in time for us to get in some sightseeing.



First on the agenda was the Berkeley Plantation, one of the James River Plantations and home of one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence and where Taps was written. Hayes was an angel and didn't make a *peep* during the tour.

The next two days were spent at Williamsburg. We were lucky in that we got the 75th Anniversary Tour of the Governor's Palace. (It's the 75th anniversary of the restoration of the Governor's Palace and grounds.)



We also lucked out in that we were there on a day that a street play was scheduled: Revolutionary City. It was great!




Hayes was probably most impressed by the lady of the house where we ate lunch.

We also were entertained by watching mock trials in the local Court House and had a very interesting and thoughtful tour of the Peyton Randolph House. The tour guide gave his presentation from the point of view of the 27 slaves who worked in the house. The presentation was interactive and thought-provoking and one of the most interesting tours I've been on.

There is still much left to see and do on future trips. Hayes was an angel, and Darla and I had lots of fun with him.

Flying

Had to fly US Air today. Overall, it was uneventful. However, there were moments when I found myself wishing that Captain Sully and his copilot were at the helm.

The flight attendants explained how to use the oxygen masks and the flotation devices. Why---since we were flying over land the whole way? The wind had its way with the plane near landing at both Charlotte and Myrtle Beach. Then we come in *hot* and the pilot pretty much had to jerk us to a stop. Again, at both Charlotte and Myrtle Beach. I'm not a scary flier, but I'm wondering.....

Where are you, Sully?

Fall Days

These last couple of days have been beautiful! The mornings are cool, the skies are blue, and there's no hint of rain. It would be nice to have a day to take a camera and to devote the whole day to exploring and taking pictures of all sorts of sights, both the familiar and the unique. It would be nice to take the convertible on a drive to see the fall leaves. It would be fabulous to take a trip with absolutely no deadlines and to stop along the way at outlets and antique shops.

Pretty fanciful thinking for just a couple of days of nice weather. Hmmm....gotta get out more.

My new and old favorite shows

1. Castle--favorite new show from last year; favorite returning show; favorite lead characters; favorite characters in a supporting role. I just like it! Could you tell?
2. DWTS--even though last week's 3 night premier was somewhat painful, it was a train wreck that had to be watched. Now, on to Week 2! At least Macy Gray is gone. Whew! What a wild card.
3. CSI:NY--The last of the CSIs I'm willing to invest time in. I'll continue to watch it until it goes weird like the others.
4. NCIS--I have always liked Mark Harmon. I still like this show--the new ones, the reruns, the marathons....
5. NCIS: Los Angeles--I think it will be one of the few new shows that will survive. I like Chris O'Donnell, and the pilot aired last spring was GOOD!
6. The Forgotten--I'm willing to give it a chance. I like Christian Slater. Interesting premise--finding the lost. We'll see...

Checklist

I've checked off a few things on my to-do list this weekend, but there are a few things remaining which I will list "in no particular order" (to quote a phrase from DWTS!):
1. dusting (Can you believe I even thought of that? I had to stand on a stool to change a light bulb, and there it is...everywhere!)
2. weeding (nut grass, poison ivy growing up the brick walls of the house, grass growing in the flower beds)
3. pruning (old and out-of-control shrubs)
4. vacuuming then finding someone to deep clean the carpets (or to tell me it's just not worth it)
5. re-grouting the shower (for probably the fourth time...I can't find anything that will stick!)
6. finding someone who knows how to adjust the hinges on my kitchen cabinets (I know, I know....it's been a year!)
7. continue in my quest to go through the boxes, etc., in the attic (I've done a good bit---Audra helped go through things and then take her stuff with her to Richmond---but there's more.)
8. paint patio furniture and iron railings (yep...got the paint, even)

Ok. That's enough torture for now. I've done some required reading this afternoon, made out a test I'm giving this week, tweaked a PowerPoint presentation, and now I'm on to other tasks. Whew! Or maybe not.

Random Thoughts

Roll Tide! Had to brave the rain to get to the stadium [wore my *cute* rain boots] but glad the Tide could roll up enough points to give a lot of players time on the field.

'Thought the Gators were gonna really stomp Tennessee. What happened? Some were predicting 70-something to 3 this past week! Really?

Wish a holiday would hurry up so ALL MY CHILDREN (sounds like a soap opera)--and add one grandchild to the mix--could gather in one place....doesn't matter where to me. I want to see everybody. NOW. We talk, email, blog, chat. But I want to be with all of you--the big YOU. Same time. Same place.

Wayne makes great homemade pizza. Loaded with chicken, turkey sausage, onion, black olives, alfredo sauce, cheese, and goodness. Yum.

Weekends are way too short.

Thoughts for the Day

-Roll Tide! Bama 34-VA Tech 24. McElroy settled down in the second half...more specifically, the last half of the fourth quarter. Great passing! Hopefully, the coaches will add to his *repertoire* and we'll see a little more variety in the play calling.

-Has anyone figured how many football games it is possible to watch on any given Saturday? Joey? Billy? Jackson?

-Is it possible to work all day trying to catch up and not be able to do so? If so, how many days will it take? I'm just asking...

-I think Trader Joe's ought to put us on commission. It has become *the* destination (besides Audra and Joey's house) in Richmond.

-If I haven't read the newspaper in two weeks, is that a sign that I should cancel my subscription? But, then, what would Barkley do in the morning? That's part of her morning ritual.

Road Rage Returns

I have tried, somewhat successfully, to be a patient, mature driver. For months, I have not allowed the stupid drivers of the world to get under my skin. I have patiently allowed rude people to go ahead of me, whether they deserved to or not. I have watched hundreds of cars run red lights and stop signs. I have been nearly run over and run off the road more times than I like to remember.

But today I thought seriously about tossing all these past months aside, stepping out of my *happy place*--In other words, I wanted to stick my head out of the window and yell to the oncoming driver coming straight at me in the center of the street, when I had nowhere to go,

GET * OFF * THE * PHONE !

If I could have gotten their attention, I would have explained to them that they did not have enough spare brain power to *multi-task* and, therefore, should not try to DRIVE AND TALK ON THE CELL PHONE at the same time. I know that some of us have the ability to multi-task. I understand that it is possible to do so and be safe. You (we) are in the minority.

There has been so much media coverage lately of the consequences of using a cell phone (specifically, text messaging) while driving that it has been on my mind. I just wish it was on everyone's mind.

Hayes' First Week

It still seems surreal that I'm a grandmother. But here's living proof.
Addison *Hayes* Eason is precious. He's already had hundreds of photos made, but he's been pretty patient about it all. He's currently enjoying *one and only* star status right now.

The dilemma is what is he going to call Wayne and me? Hmmm... I don't see Grandmother and Grandfather. No Meemaw and Peepaw. I'm not going to be Big Mamma to Big Daddy. Nope. Do we decide, or do we use the generic grandmother/granddaddy terms and let Hayes decide? Scary thought or democratic process? Could be a lot of pressure on a little guy.

Addison Hayes Eason

Baby Hayes waited on both sets of grandparents to get to the hospital before he made his grand entrance. He is precious! And so alert, he looks like he's trying to say something very important.

But since I'm operating on about three hours' sleep and have to be up and ready to teach an 8 o'clock class in the morning, I'll save my witty repartee for another post. 'Night all.

Beth flew in late Friday night for the wedding, and Saturday morning played beauty shop with Emily and Tatum while Sandra and I checked off the items on our "to-do" lists. This was Jackson's last weekend at home before leaving for school in San Antonio.

Everything was beautiful--a few minor glitches throughout the day just made things interesting and will be the tales told for years to come. But the potential teary moment for the bride and the mothers soon gave way to laughter when the 1937 car wouldn't crank. Uncle Wayne, Uncle Woody, and Greg Rhoden (father of the groom) came to the rescue.

Steel Magnolias

The big day started out as a Steel Magnolias kind of day complete with a morning at the beauty shop. Cast of characters for the day: Shelby (Brittney); M'Lynn (Sharon--not usually, but for the day); Clairee (Sandra); Ouiser (Libba--'cause I get to choose); Annelle (Emily); Truvy (Natalie); and a cast of special extras.

Truvy: What are your colors, Shelby?
Shelby: My colors are "blush" and "bashful."
M'Lynn: Her colors are "pink" and pink."
Shelby: My colors are "blush" and "bashful" Mama!
M'Lynn: How pretentious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you?



Annelle: Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

Truvy: I don't like her. I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural.


Shelby: Truvy, you know what you need in here? You need a radio, takes the pressure off of everyone feeling they have to talk so much.
Truvy: I had one once, but I threw it up against the wall when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went. I know now I was suffering from pre-menstrual syndrome.



Shelby: [to Annelle] Relax! You can't screw up her hair. Just tease it and make it look like a brown football helmet.



M'Lynn: Oh my God Shelby was right, [her] hair *does* look like a brown football helmet!



Truvy: Smile! It increases your face value.

Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

Miles of Piles

I just cleared off the counter and kitchen table, and they need it again. Where do the piles come from? Piles of newspapers, piles of mail, piles of school papers, piles of bills to pay, piles of books to read, piles of to-do lists, piles of catalogs and magazines.

Oh well. Got to go make a pile of piles to file.

This week in T-Town

1. Hayes' arrival could be any day now.
2. Brittney's getting married Saturday. Final "to-do" lists have been passed out. Seems like everything's in apple pie order.
3. Barkley finally recovered from her "walk-about." *Yuk* That took several days.
4. Beth's flying in Friday night for Britt's wedding and to drive back with Jackson.
5. Jackson will be packing and getting ready for UIW and San Antonio.
5. Looks like Wayne will be back in Heflin next week.
6. Classes start at UA next week.

Although we've all been looking forward to Brittney & Ryan's wedding and Hayes' arrival, summer has been short. Not so much short as devoid of much vacation and relaxation. Time really does seem to go by faster the older I get. It'll soon be a blur.

Barkley's Walk-About

Yesterday was a special day. Barkley wanted to be outside with me as I weeded, trying to get ahead of the mowing crew (i.e., Jackson and Dakota). I was talking to her and keeping her close, but she disappeared around a corner and was gone.

We call it "walk-about." Well, she went on an extended "walk-about." To the point that I called and whistled for her and drove around our neighborhood and surrounding neighborhoods looking for her, and then Jackson did the same.

Well, a good five or more hours after her departure, Jackson finds her "visiting" with friends at a nearby apartment complex. They told him that he should come there first should she go "walk-about" again, because she's been there before. They put out water for her and who knows what else.

The "who knows what else" is the problem. Most likely Barkley's "friends" didn't give her what she "shared" with us later. Multiple times. Shared with each of us. Wayne first, then me, and, finally, Jackson had his turn. And he almost "shared" as a result.

Barkley is apparently an indiscriminate forager. In other words.... No, I can't do that to y'all. Just use your imagination. Needless to say, I was worried she wouldn't come home, and, after last night and this morning and even this afternoon, I'm almost sorry she came home so soon. (Read full body shudder and fully functioning gag reflex.)

Sorry, but I had to share.

Blue skies ahead

It's been a rough year so far. Yeah, I know. Thank you, Captain Obvious. But, other than not knowing when I can have all my children together, in the same place at the same time, things may be looking up. [ALL means ALL! You marry into this family, you have to own it!]

Hayes' arrival, if on schedule, is under four weeks--due August 28. Hard to believe. Seems like last week Audra and Joey announced they were expecting.
We're all ready to get our hands on him. I say that, trying to be kind. But, really, me first.

Brittney and Ryan's wedding date is just around the corner, too.
We had lots of fun kicking off wedding festivities with a Couples Shower. Now countdown is under two weeks. Everything seems to be rolling smoothly toward 2:00 o'clock on August 15.

Jackson is enjoying a couple of weeks off after playing ball in Georgia this summer. He's visiting with family and catching up with friends. Red letter day for him will be August 11 when he gets his braces off. Hopefully, this second time around--after 2-1/2 years--will prevent future jaw surgery.

Beth is flying in for Brittney's wedding. We'll have a whirlwind weekend, then Beth, Jackson, AND Barkley will head west for Austin and San Antonio. Jackson will be living in a house that is dog friendly and close to UIW's campus.








So, Jackson's home. Then Beth comes home. Brittney and Ryan will have a fabulous wedding day. Jackson heads west for his own grand adventure--
D-II baseball, new city, new friends. Everyone arrives at their destinations safely. School starts. Then Hayes arrives, and we head toward Richmond. Yep, blue skies ahead.

What makes Saturday mornings great

1. Coffee (Well, that goes for every morning.)
2. Wayne makes breakfast.
3. A good book and plenty of time to read.

Culinary Tour of Austin, Continued

Friday night we dined at Malaga's, a trendy downtown dining establishment that was once located close to Beth and Billy but moved to a larger location a few blocks away. Their specialty is tapas. That means whatever you order is brought on a tiered stand and placed in the middle of the table for all to sample. Right up our alley! I mean, if they didn't do it for us, we'd simply pass the plates around. One of the appetizer specialties was especially memorable: fried goat cheese with carmelized onions served with toast points. I wish I had the menu, so I could describe each and every dish. It was all wonderful! The chef came to the table and visited like an old friend. Ordinary for Beth and Billy; extraordinary for yours truly. He told Beth about several new summer creations she should try next time: one was a watermelon salad creation and another a fried avocado appetizer.

First on the agenda, for Saturday, was Lockhart, Texas, about thirty miles southeast of Austin and Home of the World's Best BBQ. It was Billy's plan for us to sample several. BBQ from Kreuz's Market, Smitty's Market, and maybe, even Black's. Footnote: Kreuz's is actually of "offshoot" of Smitty's due to a family feud.

We started at Kreuz's. Orders are taken where the meat is cooked, open fires are burning on both sides of the room. Hot doesn't even begin to cover it. You order by the pound, and the meat is wrapped in butcher paper. Kreuz's claim to fame is NO SAUCE and NO FORKS. They use a dry rub on their ribs and briskets and don't offer any sauces. We also tried plain and jalapeno sausage with sides of beans, german potato salad, and pepper jack cheese. FAVORITES: Ribs and jalapeno sausage. Ribs had a great flavor due to their special dry rub, and the meat's texture and tenderness was just right.

On to Smitty's which is located in "downtown" Lockhart. Downtown features a square with a gorgeous old county courthouse. Smitty's is in its original old building on the town square. Cooking is, again, taking place right out in the open and is, if possible, hotter than it was at Kreuz's. To be fair, we tried their ribs, brisket, and sausage. They used a sweet sauce on their ribs but didn't offer any sauce to the customers either. FAVORITE: Brisket. One bite was all it took. Hands down the best of the day. Melt in your mouth tender.

We walked a little afterward. Who wouldn't? Took a few pictures and wandered down to the Mexican bakery. Wayne wanted to explore. He and Billy had a sample of the colorful Mexican sweets, and we moved on. Black's was next on the agenda, but, by then, we just couldn't do it justice. It was last on the list, so we cried uncle and returned to the city.

Beth and I drove out to the Domain, an upscale shopping destination a little north of Austin. We did a little exploring and window shopping. Beth found a couple of things on sale in Banana Republic, and I got a much needed hit of caffeine from Starbucks. Iced coffee considering that it was 102 degrees.

We returned to the loft, had a snack, watched a movie, and nearly blew off dinner. But, nay, we did not. Texas Monthly had featured the Top 50 burgers in Texas, and one of them was just down the street at the Stephen F. Austin Hotel's restaurant, the Roaring Fork. So, at ten o'clock at night, we're ordering food again. Beth and I share a Big Ass Burger to determine if it should, indeed, be on the 50 Best list. And, yes, it was delicious. It was huge (hence, "Big Ass"), topped with smoked bacon and served with chipotle mayonnaise on the side. I would definitely rank it in the top ten and would love to sample its competition!

My goodness. It's a good thing you can walk to many of the best dining establishments in Austin. The walk may not burn off all the calories, but at least you can sleep at night. And dream of what could possible top what you've already experienced.

Max's Wine Dive

We had decided en route that we would eat a late supper with Beth and Billy when we arrived in Austin. We made it in record time! Right at 11 1/2 hours. Whew! Anyway, we held off and arrived starving.

Max's Wine Dive is located in an old elevator warehouse. It's busy and noisy, serving dinner later than most in the downtown Austin area. I can't tell you the last time I waited until 11 p.m. for dinner, but it was worth the wait.

Late night or not, we ordered big. Hey. Go big or go home. We started with ribs and fries as appetizers. The ribs come with two sauces worthy of dragging the fries through in addition to their own special ketchup with a kick.

For the main course, I knew I would order the fried chicken. Their claim to fame: "Fried chicken and champagne?...why the hell not?" And, yes, I did have champagne, Prosecco, to be exact. The fried chicken comes with mashed potatoes and greens that are sweet and tender. Plus there's a raspberry dipping sauce. Yum! Everyone at the table ordered something different, and there was much sharing and tasting.

The staff is friendly and welcoming without hovering, and we even had the opportunity to meet and talk with the culinary artists behind the fabulous food that we sampled throughout the night, ending with coffee and Apple Brown Betty.

Austin is famous for great food. This is super-special! Everything is was purported to be. I can see why it's one of Beth and Billy's favorites. Hours later, I'm still full but reliving the experience.

Authors are people too

Every now and then I get an urge to explore websites here and there. I think I mentioned in a previous post that I had stumbled on a new author--Robyn Carr. I decided to Google her and found her website. Well, one thing led to another, and I sent her a friendly comment about her books. Well, I got a real-live, personal response. Just wanted to say that I was impressed. I was going to continue to look for her new releases, but that little bit of effort on her part will definitely cause me to remember her. Smart lady. (Good books, too, by the way.)

Little adventures

This summer has given us a little taste of what's to come.

We've been to Richmond to Audra and Joey's house. Moved furniture, boxes, a flippin' elliptical machine; painted walls and furniture; assisted in electrical repair work; weeded and "whacked" in the yard; and started getting ready for Hayes' arrival. We did save a little time to explore and to see Transformers II. Joey MADE me watch the first Transformers. Thought I'd fall asleep but ended up liking it and laughing throughout. T-II was not so much funny as intense. Wayne insists that we'll own T-II so he can pick up on all the one-liners.

We've made a couple of short trips to Georgia to watch Jackson play ball. He's had a "ball" living with his host family and making new friends. Jackson and Anthony Woods both lived with the Nicholls. A little daunting for them, I'm sure--at least at first, if you're not used to teenaged boys. But I think they'll be missed. Plus, as a result of a couple of new friends, he'll be playing for UIW in San Antonio next year. Go, Cardinals!

We're headed to Austin this weekend for a much needed visit with Beth & Billy (and, of course, Gussie). Already planning where to eat. Thinking of visiting Austin just makes my mouth water! I'm anxious to try Max's Wine Dive, and I understand that we're eating at Kreuz Market in Lockhart on Saturday. I'm so excited! And no trip would be complete without going to Whole Foods' "mother ship."

Alabama in July

I'm "teaching" tennis during Summer II. I have a good class--friendly, easy-going students. Every morning when we arrive at the courts around 8:15 and chat while waiting for everyone to show up, the first topic is the weather. Needless to say, it's HOT! I mean Africa hot! Not a breath of air.

The funny thing is, there's not one in the class (including me) who can claim this as their first summer in Alabama. Yet, it seems to come as a surprise that it's hot in mid-July in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

I guess it's eternal optimism that would have us hope that we could at least get past 8:30 A.M. before breaking a sweat. But, alas, that's not to be.

People news

Did you know that Channing Tatum (Wetumpka, Alabama, native) from Step Up married co-star Jenna Dewan?

Have you seen a photo of him from the GQ spread after he worked out to get ready for the new GI Joe movie. Oh, my.

May have to see that movie. Goodness gracious. Is it hot in here?

What's in a name?

In case you missed it, the Tuscaloosa News ran a huge spread on "unique, quirky and just plan silly" high school and college mascots. You may be familiar with some of them. All make you wonder "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?"

TOP FIVE NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL MASCOTS:
1. Watersmeet High School (Michigan) NIMRODS (They actually started using this nickname in 1904, when you could make reference to the Bible. Nimrod was "a mighty hunter before the Lord.")

2.Poca High School (West Virginia) DOTS (Needs no explanation.)

3. Tuetopolis High School (Illinois) WOODEN SHOES (To recognize an old Tuetopolis pioneer who carved wooden shoes for a living.)

4. Mars Area High School (Pennsylvania) FIGHTING PLANETS (Again. Needs no explanation.)

5. Yuma High School (Arizona) CRIMINALS ( (In 1910, YHS was moved to an abondoned prison where it was located for 3 years.)

TOP FIVE COLLEGE MASCOTS:
1. California-Santa Cruz BANANA SLUGS (bright yellow, slimy, shell-less mollusk found in the campus' redwood forest)

2. Virginia Tech HOKIES ("Hokie" is a word that has been around at least since 1842 and was a word people used to express excitedment like "hooray" or "yeah" or "rah.")

3. University of Idaho VANDALS (took nickname, in early 1900s, from sports writers' descriptions of their basketball play--they "vandalized their opponents.")

4. California-Irvine ANTEATERS (Chosen in 1965, in a student election.)

5. University of Akron ZIPS (1936--originally ZIPPERS after a rubber overshoe called the "Zipper Boot")

R & R

This day has been dedicated to rest, relaxation, and mental health. I haven't left the house. Gym shorts, t-shirt, and no make-up. I've read a couple of paperback library books and watched a little TV. Very little. Have you noticed how little is on TV right now?

I've checked my favorite blogs several times looking for updates. I did a little paperwork, to have something constructive to show for the day, and started thinking about drawing names for Christmas. I guess it's time to start thinking about that.

Anyway. After the week/month/year we've had, taking one day for R & R didn't seem to be a bad idea.

Here's hoping for better days ahead.

Words of Wisdom

I can't take credit for this. Joey passed along this little bit of wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy, and I couldn't resist sharing it.

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Thought for today

Thoughts for the day

I'd rather ponder on these happy "ponderisms" than the long list of things for which I am not happy:

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Thought for the day

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Summer Reading

I'm always in search of new authors, new books, new genres.

Still in the romance category, I stumbled onto Robyn Carr's Virgin River series. Good, easy reads. Strong characters, interesting stories.

FYI: I'm using our public library whenever I can find the books I'm looking for there. They have a great service. You can search online and request a book. They will email you when it becomes available and will hold it for you to pick it up. They also have a pretty good selection of books on CD that I keep going in the car.

Please let me know of any good books you've read! Lots of times I've had to resort to rereading old favorites, because I can't find new ones I'm interested in.

4th of July Trivia

3 American Presidents died on July 4th:
John Adams, July 4, 1826
Thomas Jefferson, July 4, 1826
James Monroe, July 4, 1831

Both Adams and Jefferson died on July 4, 1826. The fiftieth anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. As we all know, Thomas Jefferson drafted the Declaration in committee with John Adams (and Benjamin Franklin).

John Adams's final words were (supposedly), "Thomas Jefferson survives." But he was wrong. Jefferson had died just hours earlier at Monticello.

Five years to the day after Adams and Jefferson died -- on July 4, 1831 -- the fifth President, James Monroe, passed away. So three presidents have died on the same date: July 4th.

Shankapotamus

This is not new, but it's my laugh for the day. The E*Trade baby cracks me up!

Dull and boring

Things are sadly dull around here today. Jackson left this morning. We may or may not see him until baseball is over the end of July. Audra and Joey have started work at VCU. Beth and Billy are holding their end down in Austin. And it's too hot to even contemplate working outside.

I have completed a few "piddling" chores, read most of a new book, and tried to keep my mind off what to eat next. Something about staying around the house makes me hungry. It's barely past 4:30, and I'm already thinking about supper.

Do I need a hobby? Ummm....I think not. I think I'll just revel in my boredom for a day or two. Summer II starts Tuesday, so it'll be back to work with only a short break before the fall semester begins. Sigh. Audra, you could be accommodating and encourage Hayes to make his appearance during that break, don't you think? That'd be nice.

I think I'll go in search of a snack and read some more. Good way to round out a lazy day.

Things that make you go "huh?"

Partners overheard talking on Burn Notice: "You're an enigma wrapped in a schizophrenic."

I'm about to blow

Red tape, bureaucracy, and stupid people make me very, very angry.

Automated phone systems were created by the devil, especially systems with no option for reaching a human. And I mean a human whose first language is English.

Companies have volumes of legal documents you must sign and/or agree to in order to use their services but often fail to divulge very important information that protects you, the customer.

If we think that the deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays are the highlights of last week's world events, then we have got to change the news channel.

I despise politics and all the BS associated with politicians. However, I've got to stop assuming someone else will take care of everything and become a "doer."

It's just been one of those days....

I guess this is what blogs are for. A little ranting may be good for the blood pressure.

I need

...patience
...a day at the spa
...to win the lottery
...to remember to find time for family and friends
...to count my blessings
...to find a reason to laugh every day

Three things that hurt my eyes

1. Black athletic shoes--even worse when paired with white socks.
2. Men who wear their pants cinched high and tight.
3. Facial piercings--anywhere (lips, nose, eyebrows, tongue, and those ear "circles")

Lunch and a Movie

Betsy and I had a date planned when we learned of the release of the movie "The Proposal." Today was that day. After accounting class...oops, sorry. After what was supposed to have been accounting class (sorry Bets), we met for lunch then on to the long awaited movie.

I like Sandra Bullock. She rarely fails to entertain. Don't know much about Ryan Reynolds, but I remember him first from "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place." Betsy had to use a mobile shout-out for that trivia, but we finally figured it out (thanks, Meredith). I know that he's married to Scarlett Johansson. He's also easy on the eyes. Cutie-patootie, is what he is. Love Betty White. She's 87 years old and plays a 90 year old "Grandma Annie."

They've been teasing us about this movie since Christmas! The trailer for the movie was enough to make me want to see the movie without waiting for it to come out on DVD. Well....

News flash: It IS worth the price of a ticket! In fact, it's worth the price of a ticket AND a DVD! It's classic SB. It's her version of "The Devil Wears Prada," "13 Going on 30," and "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" all rolled into one entertaining movie.

If you want to laugh and just be thoroughly entertained, go see "The Proposal." You won't be disappointed.

Three things about outside projects

1. It's hot. Thinking about the actual temp AND the heat index makes me feel like my brain is fried.
2. Age makes recovery from the heat take longer. I hate admitting that.
3. I like G-2 better than water.

He's going where?

Jackson has accepted an offer to play baseball at UIW in San Antonio, Texas. UIW is a Catholic university---University of the Incarnate Word. It has a good reputation both academically and athletically.

But, ye gods! It's 812 miles away! Beth and Billy are a mere 80 miles away, so that's a definite plus.

Jackson was so fortunate to have 2 generous offers and had the difficult task of deciding between two very good baseball programs: Delta State University in Cleveland, Mississippi, and UIW in San Antonio.

Wayne and I may need therapy to get through baseball season next spring, since we'll be too far away to get to many games. But we are proud of Jackson, and proud, too, of the way he has handled this process.

Go Cardinals!

It's Hot Already!

I got dressed for "work" this morning. That means tee shirt, gym shorts, tennis shoes, and no makeup.

I'm still working on that list of projects that I'm bound and determined to check off. Today's "work" was to be cleaning the gutters inside and out. Lovely job, but somebody's got to do it.

First, though, I had coffee, fixed a little breakfast, read emails, checked my favorite blogs for updates, paid bills, and wrote a few thank you notes. The last two items led to the need for stamps and a trip to the post office. Moreover, a little procrastinating before beginning the dreaded gutter job.

As part of the run to the post office, I stopped by the office to check in and speak to our secretary because I know she misses me. She does! Anyway, I told her my mission for the day. She said, in no uncertain terms, that I should NOT undertake such a task today, because the heat index was predicted to be 108 degrees.

Now, don't get me wrong. I don't mind getting hot. I don't mind a little sweat. But that's ridiculous.

I opted for an inside project. The gutters can wait. They're not going anywhere.

Distance: East vs West

Please, just tell me it's not a contest to see who can live the farthest away! Or to see how far you can move away from each other! Beth moved west to Austin. It makes sense, as that is where B lives. But that's 772 miles from Tuscaloosa!

Audra and Joey are moving east to Richmond to finish their residency programs, but that is 732 miles from Tuscaloosa!

Audra and Beth will be a little under 1500 miles apart! (1474 miles via I-40 and 1499miles via I-20). Whew! What a road trip that would be.

Jackson is trying to decide between a college in San Antonio, Texas, Cleveland, Mississippi, and Huntsville, Alabama.

Wayne and I just wish for ALL to move in the same general direction!

Maybe some day...

Moving On

This is the photo I was looking for when I mentioned the ACCC Honors John David, Jackson, and Brett received for the 2009 season. These three have played baseball together as well as against each other since they were four, and, for much of that time, they were coached by Joey and Ronnie with help from "Dugout Dad" (Wayne).

We've had some great times.

All three are now facing new crossroads and new decisions about baseball, about college, and about the directions they want to go. These are big decisions, and I know there are great things ahead for all three.

Three Things

1. Coffee in the morning.
2. Reading news posts on my favorite blogs.
3. Checking projects off my list.

Attack on the Garage: Film at 11:00

The campaign was months in the works. Yesterday was spent in recon and strategic planning with the commander going over the best attack route as well as alternate routes. Part of the day was spent laying in of munitions and supplies, as one never knows how long the seige will take.

D-day dawned hot and bright. The campaign was a "clean sweep." Ground troops will have a few "hot spots" to take care of in the next few weeks. But, all in all, the day was successful.

Instead of celebrating with a brandy and a cigar, I think the commander is due a Starbuck's iced coffee...

ACCC Honors

Jackson and John David were recently named to the ACCC All-North Division 2nd Team for 2009. Brett Whitaker was named to the All-Region 2nd Team.

Congrats, guys!

Big Weekend: Recap

We had a great time at the Woodruff Family Baby Shower for Audra and Baby Hayes. Sharon, Karan, and Debbie hosted a wonderful party at Sharon's house for family and friends with fabulous food and fellowship. We had fun visiting and laughing, and Audra and Baby Hayes received many precious gifts.

We moved on to another celebration: Meredith's 25th birthday. Cookout at our house. Nearly everyone was there. We were missing Jackson, Billy, and Joey. Even so, the house was nearly bursting at the seams! More eating, of course. And more food than we could get around, believe it or not!

Sunday we traveled to Montgomery for the Ames Family Baby Shower where Beth, Laurie, Joanna, and Lory hosted a wonderful party for family and friends at Beth's house. Audra and Baby Hayes received more fun gifts as well as the pretty (or is that handsome?) and the practical. He will, of course, be one well-outfitted young man.



Beth flew in for the weekend and was here for all the weekend's events. So, when the parties were over, Audra and I took Beth to Ashley Bruette's for a visit. Ashley would take Beth to the airport Monday morning.

The weekend's over. As Beth said, the Monday morning eat-a-thon detox program begins, and a new work week begins.

Big Weekend

1. Audra's back from Richmond, picking up Beth from the airport, and heading toward T-town.
2. Beth's flying in for a whirlwind of celebrations.
3. Family baby shower tomorrow, hosted by Woodruff aunts, for Audra and Baby Hayes--can't wait!
4. Meredith's turning 25! Hamburgers, all the trimmings, and ice cream to top it off for all who dare enter the melee.
5. Family baby shower Sunday in Montgomery, hosted by Ames aunts, for Audra and Baby Hayes--again, can't wait!

Whew! We can certainly pack a weekend.

Me vs the yard

I cannot check yard work entirely off my list (can one ever?), but I made a major dent in whacking bushes, yanking weeds, spraying for bugs, and cleaning the patio.

Now it's raining. Again.

At least I still don't have to turn on the sprinkler system.

Do these movies merit the price of a ticket?

1. My Life in Ruins - Nia Vardalos from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
2. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian - Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, and Owen Wilson; just for pure entertainment.
3. The Proposal - Sandra Bullock; you can usually count on SB (Exception: Two Weeks Notice was terrible--probably due to Hugh Grant.)

Transporting "crack" across state lines

Jackson has introduced our own special form of Tex-Mex "crack" to his new summer family. [Reminder: This particular form of "crack" is Original Rotel + Litehouse Ranch Dressing. That's it. But beware. It's highly addictive.]

He took an enchilada casserole "home" with him and made up the "crack" mixture for dipping with tortilla chips for an appetizer. He said they went through 2 recipes! That's 2 large cans of Rotel plus the ranch dressing.

Soon we'll have to come up with a 12 step program...

Don't you love it when a plan comes together?

--Audra and Joey will close on their house in Richmond tomorrow and then start to move in!
--Beth and Billy narrowly avoided being sucked into the NCAA record-breaking 25-inning baseball game (UT vs Boston @ Regional Tournament in Austin) by giving their tickets to some friends.
--Jackson gets to wear his old #24 this summer (first game of the season tomorrow: Macon Giants @ Augusta Nationals).

What comes first?

After I help Audra and Joey pack for the first trip up to Virginia, and after I finish grading papers and finals for Interim what project should I tackle first? The yard, patio, the garage (whew--got to be in the top 3), closets, drawers, touch-up paint jobs, learn how to sew again.....Whoa! Maybe I should include facial, massage, pedicure, reading for pleasure, and most importantly finding time to spend with family and good friends!

Life is good

1. It's Friday.
2. It's the last day of Interim.
3. It didn't rain today.
4. Did I mention that it's Friday?
5. Betsy updated her blog with a bit of hilarity.
6. Jackson's home from Georgia. (No, he's not homesick. Yes, he wanted some home cooking. Plus, he has a workout at Delta State in Cleveland, Mississippi, tomorrow and 3 dental appointments on Monday.)
7. Beth's coming home next Friday.
8. I feel like a new person 'cause I got my hair cut and colored yesterday.
9. We set up Hayes' crib this week.
10. And, by the way, it's Friday.

What's a person to do?

Every website, every bank account, credit card company, mortgage company, sweepstakes entry, multiple email accounts, news sources, blogs, and on and on require a user name and "secure" password. What's a person to do? It's a dilemma. Do I trust myself to remember my user names and "secure" passwords that must, in order to be "secure," be changed every so often? Do I keep an "address book" of user names and passwords? Do I use the same ones over and over? How "secure" is that? Do I create new and inventive user names? What if someone else, heaven forbid, has mine? Then I can't even finish filling out the form! I'm completely thrown for a loop. I really want the Southern Living Dream Home, but, honestly, I don't care if I win the Bass Pro Shops Sweepstakes. That way I don't have to come up with one more user name and "secure" password. That's where I draw the line.

Things to be thankful for

1. One long-suffering husband + one long-term marriage with relatively few ups and downs.
2. Two college graduates and two great sons in-law all with post graduate degrees and great futures.
3. Three children who survived their teens without major drama or making life-altering bad decisions.

Keep up the good work!

Go 'Hawks!

Today was Jackson's last game as a Calhoun Community College Warhawk. This team has accomplished a lot--last year, through sheer grit and determination and in spite of a coach, who at best is a nut case, and this year, under a wonderful new head coach who has been a role model and shown these boys what a coach should be. Despite early predictions, Calhoun ended up with a winning season and was ranked a #3 seed in the North Division going into the ACCC State Tournament. Today, down 2-8, they battled back to tie the game in the bottom of the 9th inning. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough, and they lost in the 10th.

Jackson had a banner day to end his JUCO career. He went 4 for 4--including a HOMERUN--with 3 RBIs, and a walk. I couldn't be there because of work, but I was getting nearly play-by-play information from moms in the stands to keep me in the loop. One of the Calhoun moms even took it on herself to be sure she had what he liked to drink AND towels! And Shirley Whitaker says I owe her a pack of cigarettes for the state of her nerves in the 9th inning.

This chapter is coming to a close. There are a lot of great memories and good friends from these last two years. Moving day is next. Then we'll see what's in store for the future. But for now, Jackson, know that we are so proud of you and all that you have accomplished.

Payback

I have always said that children are wonderful--a very expensive but endless source of entertainment. I am blessed with a wonderful and very tolerant husband, 3 fabulous children and now 2 great sons in-law. We have amassed some very interesting family stories, especially from trips we've taken.

But if your ears are burning, it's because I'm now using you ALL--no one is exempt--as examples in various stories and scenarios in the class I'm teaching during Interim--the Sociology of Sport. Of course, topics and discussions include Jackson watching baseball on ESPN before age 1 to Beth and Audra mud-riding on 4-wheelers, hunting, and learning to back a boat trailer to Joey's and my never-ending debate over taking attendance in class.

It's a class where I warned the students that we'd be throwing a lot of hot topics on the table, some of them might be a little uncomfortable (like gender issues)....but it makes class discussions interesting. If you have an opinion that needs representing, then pass along your comments. If you have a story to tell, pass it along. If you feel a little prickle of unease sometime between 9 and 12 o'clock during the next couple of weeks, then I'm probably talking about YOU!

Thanks for all the memories!

I love the smell of...

Coffee first thing in the morning
Babies right after a bath, with powder & lotion
Lemon grass soap
Watermelon and newly cut grass

Post your favorite sports movie(s)

A few of my favorites are:
1. Remember the Titans
2. Bull Durham
3. Glory Road

I think in pictures...

To steal a phrase from Beth and Audra: Do you want to know where I am or how I got here? Well, I'll decide this time. I was reading the Tuscaloosa News and noticed an article about Tyrone Prothro and his desire to get into coaching. Everyone who has merely surfed past ESPN has seen replays of his stupendous performance against Florida in 2005 that ended in an awkward landing in the end zone. He broke both bones in his lower left leg....of course, I don't need to continue to recount the details as your toes are probably curling as mine are just thinking about it.

The AP writer went into detail about the injury, the subsequent surgeries and rehab, then went on to say, "Slow-motion replays showed a break maybe even more gruesome than when NFL star Lawrence Taylor landed on quarterbak Joe Theisman's leg." For those of you who are too young to have seen that incident first hand, it's a toe-curler, too. And you've probably seen it in highlight reels.

Well, those of us who are old enough to have seen Theisman's injury first-hand are also (probably) members of the Nerd Brigade who faithfully watch Dancing With the Stars...LT (i.e., Lawrence Taylor) was partnered with Edyta and was the beast who landed on Joe Theisman whose injury was compared to Tyrone Prothro's. And there ends my little rambling tale.

The Best Laid Plans

Due to a rain delay, we're not watching Jackson play ball this afternoon. So, today has consisted of coffee, breakfast, read the Sunday paper (took about 5 minutes), read a book---yes, an entire book! (new Nora Roberts' book, which makes the whole rainy day worthwhile)--check email, lunch, take a nap (not my usual thing, but there you have it), catch up on laundry, and, yes, think about supper. Even though I hate to admit it, sometimes it's good to have the plug pulled on plans. Makes time for recharging.

So It's True

Life is a bell curve. And it's obvious that I've peaked and am on the downhill side. As a child, I was encouraged to use good table manners. My children and nieces and nephews will attest to the fact that I appreciate good manners and want to see that tradition continued. However, I have apparently reverted to my childhood. I had to be reminded to keep my voice down at the dinner table (for good reason). On top of that I picked food off of more than one person's plate (without asking). And before we even sat down, I orchestrated my seatmates (that's adult-speak for "calling" whom I was to sit by). My grandmother's probably having a hissy-fit up in heaven right now.

We Are the Nerds

Just leaving Chuck's. 9 p.m. Say our goodbyes. Sharon says, We could cross the street and go to Catch22. [Sounds of night. Crickets chirping. No comments.] The gauntlet has been thrown. The 5 remaining in the group must decide: A) to cowboy up--sure, let's go!; B) whine and plead old age, work, and other assorted and ready excuses; or C) play chicken--wait it out and see who will cave first. Lucky for me, Karan threw in the towel first (pretty much on Mark's behalf) since they had to drive back to B'ham. Whew. Dodged that bullet. Chose Option (C).

Oh, but wait. The Nerd Brigade marches on. Waiting for the light to change, Libba says, So, Ty Murray outlasted Chuck Wicks. Sharon: Probably got the sympathy vote since Len thought he should be gone. Mark: What? Karan: Dancing with the Stars. You know the show I call during every week. Joey: Yeah (sigh), Julianne....(code for Chuck who?)

T.G.I.W.

I think that we should declare this week officially over. Monday was so long and grueling that by the time it was over I was sure it was Wednesday. So, now that it is Wednesday I'm done. There. By official decree, I now pronounce it the weekend. Aaaah. I feel better already.

3 Things

...Barnes & Noble
...Skinny Cafe Au Lait with Sugar Free Vanilla
...New Nora Roberts book

Mother's Day

As Mother's Day approaches, it's not my role as mother that I think about. It's my mother. I often think about the things she's done for me, but I don't tell her. I think about her every day, but I don't tell her that I think about her every day. I had that opportunity recently. I told her how much I appreciate that she raised me to know right from wrong, to know what is proper, to use good manners, to use good grammar, to appreciate fine things--especially antiques, to love travel of all kinds, to have a deep appreciation for history and the United States of America, and to be brought up in a loving Christian home.

On top of the wonderful mother I grew up with, I have another mother--a birth mother--with whom I share a wonderful relationship. She gave me up in love to another to be raised then found me and reconnected. We share lots of things--so much that it makes you wonder about nature vs nurture. We don't see each other or talk often, but there's a deep and lasting connection there that is special.

I never, ever remember a time that I didn't know I was adopted. I always knew and always felt I was special. It's been an interesting life. I hope there's lots of time left. I've got lots of plans and lots to do.

People watching

I think you could say that I/we--my close circle--have taken people watching to a new level, an art form if you will. Think of standing in front of the Mona Lisa microanalyzing every brush stroke made by the artist, second-guessing the color of her eyes, her hair, her dress (?). Then think of Wayne and me sitting in Sam's--on some very comfy outdoor furniture, I might add--on a Friday afternoon watching humanity parade by.

We were there on legitimate business. Not a date. We had ordered 22 rotisserie chickens to feed Jackson's baseball team. They were to be ready at 4:00 p.m. but weren't. So, what's a true-blooded Southern gal to do? I had already done my shopping for the weekend. Well, for me it's watch the people go by and comment on what they're wearing--or not--how old the girl is, how wide her hips are, why the kids are barefoot, how many tattoos can one person actually have and how much do they cost?

Wayne was the first to spot an ex of a good friend of ours with a really poor excuse for a date? Girlfriend? Who knows? All I know is that I was tempted to call her and say "Bless your heart and good riddance!" Man! They circled us more than once, and I nearly caught a crick in my neck trying to get a good look so I could report to my "close circle" what I'd seen.

Then he spotted "Mrs. Wiggins"--you know, from the Carol Burnett Show. She was wearing a large houndstooth print dress with high heels. She was fairly attractive but had an enormously wide derriere and walked like something hurt.

Well, as you can see, Wayne saw and pointed out some interesting things in our time in Sam's. Maybe we should visit the art museum.....Nah, we'll just try parking lot of the BP next Friday.

Ok, you win!

I'll take the shirts to the cleaners so they'll be nicely starched and pressed. I'll pick the shirts up from the cleaners and hang them in the closet. And, when I can't stand it any longer, I'll take off the plastic wrap, the rubber bands, and the dry cleaning tickets. I really hate the rubber bands....